Saturday, February 18, 2006

The Race - Under starters orders...

Which of the four horsemen of the apocolypse will win?

1. Terrorism
2. Global Warming
3. Religion
4. Greed

Or will we come to our senses and abort the race?

Top Gear Winter Olympics Repeated

Its being repeated!!!

BBC2 - Today - 22:15 :-) yey.

Friday, February 17, 2006

Top Gear Winter Olympics 2006

Absolutely brilliant. Saw this programme on BBC2 last Sunday and there is now a link on Google.

Best bit with the Issigonis Mini doing a Ski Jump starts around 54:45 - although bits on the rockets are before this point.

Enjoy:



Also see:

Google Video

Saturday, February 11, 2006

sick and tired of blonde jokes

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task in hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies Yes. He asks what she was doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are useless and she wanted to do it by painting the house. Then he asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...

"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"